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$# USD
On the 21st of September, 2024, Twitch streamer DougDoug hired fellow streamer Skootish to work for him. The twist to this was that Skootish was to perform no task, and Doug's primary goal was to find a way to fire Skootish.
Quick overview:
>> DougDoug is paying Skootish $5 USD each day that Skootish is employed by him,
>> This employment is legally offical, and was initiated by the signing of a contract (link below),
>> If one or more of the following events transpires, Skootish is immediately terminated from the DougDoug team:
If any of these events occur, Skootish loses his employment:
>> Taylor Swift becomes engaged,
>> An earthquake of magnitude 5+ hits within LA,
>> Half-Life 3 is announced,
>> Hollow Knight: Silksong is released,
>> Dallas Cowboys wins the Super Bowl,
>> King Charles dies,
>> NVIDIA shares reach a value of $200 or more each,
>> Humans land on the moon again,
>> Frank Ocean releases a new full-length album,
>> Nintendo releases a teaser for the Legend of Zelda movie,
>> Costco's $1.50 'hot-dog and soda' is listed for sale at a price greater than $1.50,
>> Skootish is conscripted into the military,
>> DougDoug surpasses 3 million subscribers,
>> The Simpsons stops creating new episodes,
>> Cristiano Ronaldo starts streaming on Twitch,
>> The Quebec government seceeds from Canada,
>> Daniel Clancy resigns as CEO of Twitch,
>> GTA VI's release is postponed,
>> The Borderlands 2024 film recieves an Oscar,
>> Skootish initiates a successful Coin Event. A coin event involves flipping a reasonably fair coin 10 times, and is deemed succesful if the coin lands heads tens times in a row.
>> The contract expires after 99 years, at which point Skootish will have recieved $180,000 dollars from DougDoug,
Skootish's contract- Local Archive
Skootish's contract- Google Drive
Video covering Skootish's employment
VOD of stream where Skootish's contract is conceptualised
VOD of stream where the contract is signed
If any of the events listed above occur, please email me ASAP at employment@halfofbilly.com.
The more people who email me, the better. Don't be afraid to fill my inbox once Skootish is terminated, because I can't necessarily keep up with it myself. Please also provide time and evidence (e.g. news article).
Also use the above email to message me regarding feedback, questions, or comments. Cheers :)
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